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12 Days of Patching

This December, celebrate the joys of automation with Patch My PC

Sing along to the tune of 12 Days of Christmas for a gloriously nerdy morsel of holiday cheer.

Day 1 of 12
On the first day of patching, my vendor gave to me… a dashboard full of CVEs.

CVE Insights connects vulnerability data to the apps you manage and shows which CVEs apply, how severe they are, and which updates address the issue. While you’re prepping Christmas dinner, Patch My PC is mapping real risks so you can focus on what counts (like not burning the ham).

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Day 2 of 12
On the second day of patching, my vendor gave to me… peace and predictability.

Some updates demand attention. Others can stay silent like a calm winter night. With Patch My PC, you can decide which is which. Prompt users when needed or let updates install quietly in the background. Because the best patching feels a little like a snow day: peaceful, predictable, and totally under control.

Day 3 of 12
On the third day of patching, my vendor gave to me… perfectly tuned update rings.

Testing and timing keep everything in tune. Nobody wants an update dropping at the wrong moment and throwing the whole environment off-beat. With #PatchMyPC, roll out updates in controlled waves, just like your carefully curated holiday playlist.

No skipped beats. No chaos. Just smooth, harmonious patching joy.

Day 4 of 12
On the fourth day of patching, my vendor gave to me… an elf that migrates and modernizes.

Migration Analyzer doesn’t just move apps. It makes them better. It checks readiness, updates every version to the latest release, and preps each app for #Intune before migration.

No dusty software or outdated baggage here, just fresh, modernized apps ready to roll into the new year.

Day 5 of 12
On the fifth day of patching, my vendor gave to me… five hundred hours saved!

Imagine what you could do with that extra time. More coffee breaks. Fewer packaging marathons. Maybe even a real holiday break.

#PatchMyPC keeps all your apps updated so you spend less time clicking and more time living.

Peace, joy, and auto-packaging for all.

Day 6 of 12
On the sixth day of patching, my vendor gave to me… one #patching experience for every platform.

Whether you’re working on your trusty #Windows laptop or unwrapping that shiny new Mac, #PatchMyPC keeps every device in the family updated.

Windows, macOS, ARM – all patched, all protected, all living in perfect holiday harmony.

Day 7 of 12
On the seventh day of #patching, my vendor gave to me… visibility that goes beyond patching.

See your environment like Santa’s list, every device and every app checked twice.

#AdvancedInsights tracks app versions, battery health, disk space, and patch status all in one place.

Because surprises are great under the tree, but not in your reporting data.

Day 8 of 12
On the eighth day of patching, my vendor gave to me… updates approved by Santa’s workshop.

Before any update reaches you, it’s tested, verified, and triple-checked by our elves (aka the brilliant #PatchMyPC engineers).

Installers reviewed, logic validated, everything wrapped and ready to deploy. Because your updates should behave better than most toys on Christmas morning.

Day 9 of 12
On the ninth day of #patching, my vendor gave to me… a sleigh that never stops.

Even when the lights are out and the office is quiet, #PatchMyPC keeps moving. New vendor updates get packaged and published within hours – no waiting, no worries.

Our sleigh runs day and night, so you can actually enjoy your holiday break.

Day 10 of 12
On the tenth day of patching, my vendor gave to me… control that even Santa would envy.

Take the reins.

From scheduling to user experience, #PatchMyPC puts you in charge of how and when updates happen. You set the rules, we handle the #patching. It’s the perfect holiday balance.

Day 11 of 12
On the eleventh day of #patching, my vendor gave to me… security at home, as smart as the office.

Keep your personal PC protected the same way you protect everything at work. The #PatchMyPC Home Updater keeps your personal device updated while you kick back with your favorite holiday movies.

Quiet, reliable, and always working behind the scenes. It’s basically like Santa after midnight.

Day 12 of 12
On the twelfth day of #patching, my vendor gave to me… a year full of innovation and insight

From Migration Analyzer GA to Advanced Insights and ARM support, 2025 was packed with progress. From all of us at #PatchMyPC, thank you for trusting us to keep your devices secure and your year running smoothly.

Here’s to another year of smarter, faster patching… and maybe a little rest before January.